Sunday, July 20, 2008
The Real Jeff Orr, is the human rooster
Something strange has been happening to me every day for the past two months. I've been waking up at 8 in the morning...every day...without the use of an alarm clock. It doesn't matter what time I go to sleep, 11pm...3am...I'll be waking up within 3 minutes of 8 the morning. Maybe it's my mutant power starting to manifest. Only instead of some wicked power like gravity manipulation or lazer-face, I get this weak ass rooster based ability of always waking up at the same time.
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mikey recently learned his power is the ability to set off car alarms from up to 30 feet away. he demonstrated this feat in the magic mountain parking lot last saturday, setting off three car alarms without any visible effort.
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